Candles for Goths -- "light for those who prefer the dark" -- available in scents like:
Isn't an apparition something you see, not something you smell?
This one is described as "A mysterious floral garden with some dewey spiderwebs thrown in..."
What do dewey spider webs smell like?
"The rarest of florals, a fragrant bouquet of black roses with a subtle yet haunting dark..." Ah, the scent of dark!
Dirt and rotting flesh? Or does it smell like a new coffin, still at the funeral home? Is there a new coffin scent, that they spray in, like new car scent?
This one leaves me at a complete loss.
Suddenly I understand the secret of his appeal: he smells so good!